{"id":233,"date":"2019-04-02T22:45:53","date_gmt":"2019-04-02T20:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/?p=233"},"modified":"2019-04-07T23:42:34","modified_gmt":"2019-04-07T21:42:34","slug":"haende","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"H\u00e4nde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zwei Vierj\u00e4hrige unterhalten sich \u00fcber Glasmurmeln.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-234 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_2239-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Foto: U. Ebert)<\/p>\n<p>Fachm\u00e4nnisch besprechen sie die Oberfl\u00e4chenbeschaffenheit, lassen sie zwischen den Fingern herausflutschen, rollen sie, gucken durch&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Und dann&#8221;, sagt der eine, &#8220;wenn sie ins Wasser fallen, sind sie ja durchsichtig und man sieht sie nicht. Auch nicht in der Wasserpumpe!&#8221;. (O je, ich ahne das h\u00e4usliche Gartenteich-mit-Gepl\u00e4tscher-Dilemma&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Die k\u00f6nnen n\u00e4mlich nicht schwimmen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nee, die haben ja keine H\u00e4nde zum Paddeln. Die gehen einfach unter!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wieviel Weltwissen l\u00e4sst sich hier denken!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zwei Vierj\u00e4hrige unterhalten sich \u00fcber Glasmurmeln.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":267,"href":"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions\/267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dankbar.utebert.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}